Funny Sports Tweets That Describe Sports
32 Tweets About Sports That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud
You don't need to be a sports fan to enjoy these.
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I'm at a hockey game and the players weren't really trying but then a guy 5 rows up yelled "come on" and then they tried harder.
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"how do u feel after hittin that game-winnin home-run?" IT'S A WELCOME DISTRACTION FROM THE CONTINUAL TERROR OF KNOWING DEATH IS INEVITABLE
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*pours a cooler of Gatorade on your head* Oh shit you're not Coach *tries to dry you off with one fast food napkin* Oh shit oh shit
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Lacrosse is my favorite sport that combines looking like you're trying to catch a butterfly with having no friends
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glad the athlete on my fave team said hed just take it one game at a time.was worried hed try to take it 3-4games at a time which is bad
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I bet like, 6 months after Miami chose the dolphins as their logo, they were like, "Oh yeah, sharks! Fuck."
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so what happens if the horse wins the triple crown? does he get to become human again at last? sorry i don't watch a lot of horsing racing
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Will I watch a football game w/ you? I'd love to, if it's ten minutes long & accompanied by 30 mins of riveting drama in a small Texas town
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wait... shh... *kneels and touches basketball* it's still warm. sports were here... *sniffs basketball* two... maybe three hour ago
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one time i slam dunked a basketball so good we were out of school for a week people just needed time to process
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I wish we could see inside the opposing team's locker room in Air Bud. "IT'S A FUCKING DOG. HE'S LIKE 2 FEET TALL. HOW ARE YOU GUYS LOSING."
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now to tara with sportsTHANKS YO. UM THE GIANTS ARE JUST NORMAL SIZED MEN. UNBELIEVABLE. WTF IS THAT. THIS TOWN IS SHIT. BACK TO YOU, NOBODY
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do they make those giant foam fingers but with the pinky sticking out instead of the pointer finger for when you drink tea at sports events
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Greatest calls in golf history: "And the ball... is in... the hole." "He hit the ball in the hole." "The hole... that's where the ball is."
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[a spider watching soccer when someone kicks a ball into the net] hell yeah, now eat it
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amazing how quickly air hockey can become fire hockey when i lose and set the table on fire
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i just drank so much gatorade i could literally kick a basketball right now, or however sports work or whatever
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*thros skee-ball at the 100 up in the corner, misses and nets a weak 10pts* welp...at least i still have a vast understanding of the world
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[dumps gatorade on coach after losing the big game] we know how much you hate gatorade you piece of shit
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boy: i wished girls liked sports girl: i like sports boy: oh yeah name the blood type of the seahawks coach from the 1990s
Source: https://www.buzzfeed.com/gracespelman/32-tweets-about-sports-that-will-make-you-laugh-out-loud
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